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Rated: Awful
Aug 15, 2007
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Low on money? Want a place to impress your girlfriend? Its late and most places are overflowing? Head to the Taj Lands End Coffee shop. Grab a table in one of the corners or the rear. Acually it won't matter if you are sitting smack in the middle. The waiters will not bother you at all. Infact they wont even give you a glass of water. Just to impress your girlfriend, place an order. No worries. It will not turn up for hours. At the end you can always complain about the service and just walk off. Not that it will bother them, they will insist on you paying the bill. So the safe bet would be not to order anything at all. This they have no problems with since the waiters any way do not want to serve you.
FOOD:
You WANT to order something, go for the pizzas. They are a treat IF they manage to get it before you starve to death. May be they know that you will eat anything after waiting 2 hours for a pizza. Dominoes manages it in 30 mins WITH home delivery. If the pizza has something missing, do NOT complain OR ask for oregano OR chilly flakes. They will not reach you before a 3 hours mandatory wait. BTW the pizzas cost a cool Rs. 550.
DRINKS:
Make do with water. DO NOT order any drinks. They do not know how to make a simple cocktail. They serve martinis in whiskey glasses. GAWD !!!!
You want good service, take a firang with you. The drinks still suck but the service will be faster. They will respond to you in 30mins flat.
TIP:
Best place to impress GF / BF / Boss / Subordinates / Business Associates at no cost. Walk in, wait till the waiters start hovering around you. This will not be before 2-3 hours if you are unlucky. If you are lucky they will never materialize. Complain about the slow service and walk out. Tell them about the cool low cost but great food place you know and treat them there.
