Fresh & "shelf life" in the same sentence? Go figure. It is pre-made, perhaps you should visit the store in question.
As for my usage of the word "shit", well I apologize for having offended you but I am disappointed that you take a prudish stance about this matter. My use of profanity is always judicious and discretionary, never vulgar- and this is how people who matter and get shit done in any fucking sphere of life talk :) Good luck. Not all profanity is abusive there are always some adjective and other applications.
The meatballs still haven't improved.